Recently, I’ve had ample opportunity to consider my reading habits because my laptop committed hari kari and our desktop caught the swine flu or some such virus.
I was feeling a bit Amish without internet or television–all that was missing was a barn-raising, a horse and buggy in the driveway, and some pastel dresses and bonnets in my closet.
With so much time on my hands, I started thinking about the genres of literature I read. My literary diet is varied, but does it measure up to the USDA’s ubiquitous Food Pyramid (in MY day is was a circle!)?
Behold, The Food Pyramid!
Now, the fun part–assigning literary genres to correspond to the pyramid levels. This is just for fun so please don’t get your knickers in a twist at my genre placement.
- Bread and Grains = classic literature, poetry, drama, contemporary prose
- Veggies = nonfiction, non-celebrity bios and memoirs
- Fruits = Sci-Fi, Fantasy, graphic novels, et al
- Meat = historical fiction, detective fiction, women’s fiction
- Dairy = chick-lit, YA, romance
- Sweets = celebrity bios/tell-alls, trashy novels
During the school year, a good chunk of my reading time is spent on Bread and Grains–teaching the classics. On weekends, I venture into Veggies and Dairy. I do enjoy some of the genres in the Meat category but am sorry to say that I have little to no experience in the Fruits. As for Sweets? Well, summertime is the PERFECT time for some light and fluffy reads!
So, why don’t you weigh in and tell me all about your literary diet. Are you a vegetarian, vegan, or carnivore? Did I miss your favorite genre?